July 2012
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Jul 1st
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June 2012
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Jun 29th
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Jun 29th
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Dear insects contemplating entering my apartment, I wish for you to know that I do not own a fly swatter with which to attack you. I do however own a butterfly net. This means that instead of enjoying a quick painless death, you will be captured and subjected to what ever for of torture happens to enter my mind. So please think twice before entering. Sincerely, Brad.
Jun 28th
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Jun 28th
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Jun 26th
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Jun 25th
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Jun 23rd
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Jun 22nd
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Jun 21st
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Jun 20th
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Jun 20th
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Jun 20th
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Jun 20th
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Jun 18th
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ohlookarobin asked: Your pictures are so amazing, I love them all ! Glad to have discovered your tumblr to follow your work ;)
Jun 17th
0psithurism0 asked: i don't how how i would've gone through the night if i didn't find you work, i was hysterical and it gave me some peace of mind. Thank you.
Jun 17th
Jun 17th
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Jun 17th
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Jun 17th
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Jun 16th
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Jun 15th
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Jun 15th
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Jun 14th
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Jun 14th
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‎1950's lyrics: Love me tender, love me true, all my dreams fulfilled. For, my darling, I love you, and I always will.
1960's lyrics: When the girl in your arms is the girl in your heart, then you've got everything.
1970's lyrics: I hope you don't mind that I put down in words, how wonderful life is while you're in the world.
2012 lyrics: DRUNK! DRUNK IN DA CLU-UB!
Jun 13th
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Jun 13th
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Jun 11th
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Jun 11th
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Jun 11th
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Jun 10th
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Jun 9th
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Jun 7th
Jun 7th
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Jun 6th
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Jun 6th
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mom: you realize normal people don't have such strong feelings about the oxford comma
me: THE OXFORD COMMA IS IMPORTANT
mom: you realize this makes you a nerd
me:
mom:
me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush and barack obama
me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush, and barack obama
me: without the comma, you are implying that george bush and barack obama are strippers
mom:
me:
mom: this isn't normal
Jun 6th
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Jun 6th
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Jun 6th
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Jun 5th
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kekabeh: if i worked in a coffee shop i’d write happy messages on the people’s cups to make their day better
Jun 5th
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Jun 5th
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Jun 4th
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Jun 4th
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Jun 4th
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Jun 4th
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Good News: People Eat Other People on a Pretty... →
warmmeup: “In a weird way, it’s kind of a relief. The world isn’t ending! People actually eat other people all the time! Of course, the bad news is that people eat other people all the time.” OMG all the comments on this!
Jun 3rd
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Jun 3rd
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Jun 3rd
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Jun 1st
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